I'm not going to lie to you. This book is so gross, the grossness has been grossonified. Yes, not only does it contain grossness at a level similar to that in Better Out Than In, it goes even further. It's like, if the grossness level in Better Out Than In was, say, as tall as a baby, then the gr...
The second test is yours.’ Bob smiled. It was his time to shine. ‘Syra,’ he said, ‘I do believe our young travellers are nearing the cave where I spent some wonderfully awful years.’ ‘You are correct, in a confusing sort of way.’ ‘Well, by Jove, I know that area rather wel...
I wouldn’t forget it now. When he got angry, I noticed two things. First, he used his own name all the time. Second, two comb-over hairs would escape, and he had to keep on brushing them back into place.‘Mr Farcelly is not happy with your first day, Jamie Brown,’ he said. ‘Mr Farcelly has better ...
A dull, grey cloud-cover had replaced the harsh sun of the day before, making the temperature much more bearable. If it hadn’t been for all the noise, Pete may have just kept on sleeping. He stood wearily, rubbing his eyes as things slowly came into focus through the sleepy haze. Coming towards h...
This meant he was awake, had eaten breakfast, was only mildly hungover, and had brushed his hair and beard. Also for once, Sir Mountable said he would join Pete in training at the castle, although he did ask why Pete wanted to become a knight at all. Pete let that one pass...