One day while visiting at the zoo, Lou found a hole in the sole of her shoe. ‘Boo-hoo!’ cried Lou, ‘what will I do? If only I had some Superglue!’ ‘Don’t cry, Lou,’ ‘said a kind kangaroo. ‘You can borrow some of my super-roo...
s far as I’m concerned the only good thing about fancy restaurants is that they have candles on the tables. ‘Watch this,’ I say to Danny. I pass my hand slowly through the candle flame and then hold it up to show him the black mark left on my fingers. ‘How tough is that?’ I say. ‘That...
f you had the choice, Dad,’ I say, ‘would you rather be eaten by ants or lions?’ It depends,’ he says. He’s holding the sauce bottle up to his eye and peering into the neck of it like it’s a telescope. ‘Blast!’ he says. ‘It’s blocked again!’ ‘Language!’ says Mum. ‘“Blast” is not a swear word,...