It seemed an overly cautious trip to be taking, but Mason insisted. I hadn't been out this way, save passing through, for some time. A host of McMansions had sprouted up on the other side of the road from the entrance to Belleisle golf club. An overt display of wealth, incongruous with the news f...
Maybe that's why I couldn't bring myself to open my eyes. I was lying in bed at my Easter Road flat-cum-kip house when I heard the postie rattle the slot and drop some mail onto the mat below. I had a thought to test one eye on the clock but then routine, the old leveller, kicked in. The days of ...
Well, we’ll see how fine ye are when it’s a cane ye feel flying across yeer bony arses, will we not,” said Brother Aloysius. “I’ll have the Devil lashed out of ye this day, so I will, for this behaviour is becoming a habit to ye both.” Brother Aloysius led Marti and Pat into Brother Michael’s off...
Nowt much was occurring, hadn't been for a while. You get in that frame of mind, things like Generation Wuss telly and boy-band music start filling the gaps. My wet brain was already looking like something Sponge Bob would take off his Square Pants for, so another aperture was likely to set me dr...