The truth was, he was simply not a one-woman kind of pirate—something that wasn’t all that unusual among men of his seafaring occupation. And he truly wasn’t a one-woman pirate if the woman in question happened to be a skeleton cockatoo. His world travels had revealed to him that there were many,...
Except for one weekend a year, that is. Not only was Dondoozle the largest music festival in the universe, it was the only one that really mattered. A good performance here, and your name was on the tip of every in-the-know tongue in creation. A bad performance, and you never got invited back. Th...