He held up a red plastic cup and said in a newscaster voice, “This here’s the oldest whisky made in Ireland. Distilled since 1608. Used for medicinal purposes and to settle down the faithful so they wouldn’t uprise or fuck around.” He was in a mood. I shucked off my skirt and padded toward the ba...
The device was really small, but, if you looked carefully, you couldn’t help but see it. She’d felt good, sticking it to him like that on the dining room floor. Now she’d catch him in the act with the other woman. Then he’d know why she’d turned against him. And he’d have to admit he deserved it....