David Eddie books

Chump Change (1996)

I’m very clumsy, forever treading on people’s toes, wringing bloodcurdling cries of pain from their lips, sitting in chairs and “two-dimensionalizing” them. Things crumble, tear, shatter, and snap in my great clumsy paws. At a party, someone will pass me a family heirloom, I’ll murmur “how intere...