Blart is wanted, dead or alive. It's nice to be wanted, although not if you're gong to be skewered horribly by the Duke's army as a result. But it isn't just Blart's life that's at stake. The greatest sorcerer alive has made a very big and rather embarrassing mistake, and now Blart must embark o...
Blart is not an average boy. He lives on a pig farm with his grandfather and doesn't care about being heroic or famous or legendary, but he does know that if you want to catch a pig you have to sneak up behind it and take it by surprise. So when a great wizard visits and explains that humankind d...
CHAPTER 13 Adam stomped off the boat, feeling that life was very unfair. It was one thing for the Doctor to tell him off for the chaos he’d caused in the hotel, another thing entirely to tell him off for doing it to get the hotel register, and then to go and use it without saying thank you.  ...