Ellen Rakieten books

Undateable: 311 Things Guys Do That Guarantee They Won't Be Dating or Having Sex (2010)

SOOOOO FUNNY. A must-read for any man who has ever wondered why he cannot get a date. Warning: If your man has the undateable problem of gleefully notifying you every time he goes to the bathroom, drops the kids off at the pool, pinches a loaf, etc., you may wish to rip out the page that refers t...