This book was set up to be funny and had unique characters, but the writing was flat and nothing ever was funny, to me at least.Calamine Lotion Parrish works for Middleton Mortuary. She is the person who puts the make up on the corpses to make them look as good as possible for the loved ones to ...
I’d finally stopped dreaming about bad men and had been dreaming about two good ones—Patel and Dean Robinson. No, I wasn’t dreaming they were fighting over me or that I was having a hard time choosing between them. In my dream, the two men had become one man with no name, a combination of the two...
Maum’s eyes and cheeks had sunk into her face, and I wondered if she were dehydrating, but the IV solutions she was receiving should be taking care of that. The room felt like an oven, and sweat popped out on my forehead immediately, just like on Rizzie’s. Maum was covered in several blankets pul...