Larkham? Basin?’ ‘Oh, Mr Fairburn, you haven’t told us about your fishing trip yet …’ ‘Yeah!’ chorused the second form English class. ‘Oh … ho … you don’t want to hear about that.’ ‘Pleeease, sir,’ cried Larkham. ‘Ah go on, sir,’ whined Basin. ‘All right, all right …’ Phew. The class sat back for...