Have u been watering them? When can I collect them? Stephen: Sorry. They shrivelled up & died just like our love. It was surprising the number of people who seemed to think I was well shot of Blake when I told them we’d broken up. My friends had nicknamed him ‘Bland’ and even my mother dismis...
She was responsible for one even worse than Fatty, and for marring my looks for life. It was Aunt Evelyn who decided I needed glasses. The world had become a blur. I realised, one day at school, that I was having to strain to see the blackboard. I didn’t think anything of it, dismissed it as anot...