As the seven-day span that included the Unsafe Sports Showdown, the sinking of the Current Champion, and the disappearance of Sammy the Spatula drew to a close, a heavy fog settled over the Whipple estate and in the minds of those who lived there. The Whipples’ usual strea...
“Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls…welcome to Unsafe Sports Showdown Twenty-Seven!” The crowd issued forth a ground-shaking cheer, sending tangible vibrations through Arthur’s bones as he paused to soak in the scene before joining in the clamor himself. Eventually, the tumult began to fade, an...