Originally reviewed at: http://www.booksbiscuitsandtea.co.uk/...The reason why I picked up this book is that Billy Elliot is one of my all time favourite films and I was really intrigued by the fact that it’s been released as a novel. Since it’s related to my thesis work I’ll have to start workin...
This book was given to me by some dude who was trying to bang me.I wish I was kidding.And now that I've managed to finish reading this monstrosity, I have to wonder whether I should be insulted that he was trying like hell to get with me, because obviously his taste and judgment are questionable....
He was convinced she preferred Jones to him. ‘You’ve no reason to say that,’ she fumed. ‘Only the evidence of me ’eart,’ insisted Shiner, laying his hand on the affected organ. Usually Red backed down quickly enough when he was angry with her, ...
Mr Knobby’s in fine form, polishing his head until it shines, arranging his shirt around his neck at a jaunty angle. ‘You lucky, lucky boy,’ he croons, looking at himself at various angles in the mirror. As Mr Knobby’s personal trainer and physiotherapist, I’m giving him plenty of massage and exe...