What the hell?!”He flipped around wildly, snarling like an animal as he tried to locate the gay perverted intruder who'd tried to initiate butt sex with him while he was still conked out asleep. And then he turned, and peered into his own eyes, staring lustfully down at him...“Aw, come on, babe,”...
Words for a new message evaded him. He turned on the television and caught an Adam Sandler movie. It tickled him when Kevin James' character accidentally stapled his scrotum to a Snuggie, forcing him to wear the Snuggie on a hot date because he didn't have time to pry out the staple. “Man that's ...