Robert T. Jeschonek books

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My Favourite Band Does Not Exist (2011)

Intended Audience: YASexual content: MildAce/Genderqueer characters: ?Rating: PGWriting style: 3/5Likable characters: 3/5Plot/Concepts: 4/5Idea Diety suffers from anxiety attacks, believing that he’s a character in a book written by a malevolent author. In an effort to control his own life, he cr...

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A Pinstriped Finger's My Only Friend

Humor me, okay? Because I swear, it's all true.After I disappear from the girl's hand, I leave the world of neurotic loons behind. (Bye bye, Hell!) The next thing I know, I'm floating. All by myself. Not attached to a hand or anything.I'm floating in a vast blue sky, drifting through the golden l...

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Six Scifi Stories

“This is all wrong!” says Dr. Hildegarde Medici, hurling the tray across her cavernous secret laboratory. “You’re a complete imbecile, Glue!” Her words sting, but at least she’s paying attention to me. I’ll take what I can get from the woman I love. “I’m sorry, Dr. M. Plea...

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Dick by Law

Jeschonek ***** Also by Robert T. Jeschonek More Twisted Tales With A Sense of Humor Blazing Bodices Groupie Everlasting Rose Head Playing Doctor The Love Quest of Smidgen the Snack Cake ***** Dick By Law Chapter 1 Tucker County Courthouse Melville, Pennsylvania, 9:31 a.m. &nbs...

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The Greatest Serial Killer in the Universe

Jeschonek "No, no, no," said Luther James Paraclete, snatching the knife from the alien's tentacle. "Like this." Lunging forward, he plunged the blade up to the hilt into the soft bulb of the second alien's head. Milky pink fluid spurted out at once, then gushed as Luther sliced the knife across ...

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Teacher of the Century

Jeschonek is an award-winning writer whose fiction, comics, essays, articles, and podcasts have been published around the world. According to superstar fantasy and science fiction writer Mike Resnick, Robert "sees the world like no one else sees it, and makes incredibly witty, incisive stories ou...

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Heaven Bent

Camera flashes went off every few seconds as a sea of reporters shouted rapid-fire questions, barely giving me time to answer. Luckily, they were all variations on the same softball theme and didn't require much thought: "How did you feel when you saved Mr. Byzantine's lif...

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Backtracker

At Billy's behest, he restrained the urge to barrel into the place immediately and hunt down Larry. It wasn't an easy thing to do; for all that he knew, Larry might be inside at that very moment, ripe with answers, ready to quell all fears and doubts with succinct explanations. ...

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Forced Betrayal

Tank Driscoll, a.k.a. the douche. "You're telling me you're not here for questioning?" Words cannot express how much he's loving this right now. Hericane and I standing in his station with hat in hand, asking for his help. After the way we made him and his buddies scamper away from the Mardi Gras...

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The First Detect-Eve

Jeschonek The Tree of Knowledge didn’t exactly teach us everything we needed to know...like what to do with a dead man’s body, for example. From experience, we knew that when an animal died, its body would rot and stink after a while. We’d figured out it was best to burn o...

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6 Fantasy Stories

Jeschonek I wish that the man who feeds us every day were a duck like I am. Other men and women give off a reddish light like fire or a bluish light like ice, but the man who feeds us gives off a golden glow like the morning sun. Other men and women are hard as rock inside...

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Six Crime Stories

Science Fiction 6 Scifi Stories 6 More Scifi Stories Give The Hippo What He Wants My Cannibal Lover Off The Face Of The Earth One Awake In All The World Playing Doctor Serial Killer vs. E-Merica Something Borrowed, Something Doomed Teacher of the Century The Greatest Serial Killer in the Univer...

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Give the Hippo What He Wants

As soon as the ball left the pitcher’s hand, Thal knew he could launch it out of the park. It came in straight and steady, a little low and outside but well within his range...proof that even a genetically engineered pitcher like Phallus Fearbringer could blow a throw under pressure. ...

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Snowman's Chance in Hell

Jeschonek 6 Fantasy Stories6 More Fantasy StoriesBlazing BodicesEarthshaker – an urban fantasy novelGirl Meets Mind ReaderGroupie EverlastingHeaven Bent – a novelRose HeadThe Bear in the Cable-Knit SweaterThe Genie's SecretThe Return of AliceThe Sword That Spoke ***** Snowman's Chance in Hell Th...

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Warning! Do Not Read This Story!

Do Not Read This Story! By Robert T. Jeschonek ***** More Fantasy E-books by Robert T. Jeschonek Fantasy 6 Fantasy Stories 6 More Fantasy Stories Blazing Bodices Earthshaker, A Novel (Urban Fantasy) Girl Meets Mind Reader Groupie Everlasting Heaven Bent – a novel R...

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Tommy Puke and the Boy with the Golden Barf

"It'll kill you!" Tommy shook his head. "Cast-iron stomach." When he said it, he sprayed out bits of gooey gray fish, some of which landed on me. "Seriously." The sight of him chomping that foul seafood made my gorge rise in my throat. "That's just sick, man." Tommy grinne...

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Mr. Sandman

Bogeyman is his usual convivial self, enjoying the fact that he is conquering and corrupting the entire Dream Zone as he plays his lawn game. He is wearing a casual tweed jacket and dark brown turtleneck sweater, and an Irish cap tilted a bit to one side. Bogeyman: ...to...

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Bloodliner

"Just a few drops, and I'll tell you what you want to know." As Conrad leaned forward on his chair and pointed an index finger at Jonah's face, Jonah felt a pulling sensation in his cheek. He took a step back, but the feeling remained. At least until Arthur smacked Conrad'...

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Forced Retirement

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Serial Killer vs. E-Merica

E-Merica By Robert T. Jeschonek The great state of Missouri lay across the Speaker's bench at the front of the House of E-representatives, wrapped in the American flag. His eyes and mouth gaped, and his arms and legs hung over the sides, dripping blood on the carpet below. ...

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Road Rage

Jeschonek ***** More Horror Tales by Robert T. Jeschonek Bloodliner – a novel Diary of a Maggot Dionysus Dying Fear of Rain ***** Road Rage As soon as the two-lane road opened up into four lanes, Walter Haskell swung his mammoth Dodge SUV out from behind the Honda compact he’d been chasi...

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Universal Language

Screeching, he twisted in mid-air and came down short of Jalila, slamming onto the overturned cart. Jalila reversed the rifle in her grip and swung the butt against Nalo's skull. He twitched a few times before he stopped moving. But Jalila could see...

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Day 9

"Do you see that now?" The movie about Abe Stillwagon had ended, and the lights in the cave were back up...but Dunne just stood there as if the movie were still playing. "Was that really...?" he said. "Yes," said Gowdy. "Wher...

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Blazing Bodices

Jeschonek ***** More Fantasy by Robert T. Jeschonek 6 Fantasy Stories 6 More Fantasy Stories Earthshaker – an urban fantasy novel Girl Meets Mind Reader Groupie Everlasting Rose Head The Genie's Secret The Return of Alice The Sword That Spoke ***** Blazing Bodices When the woman who wa...

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The Foolproof Cure for Cancer

Jeschonek ***** More Mystery and Crime E-books by Robert T. Jeschonek 6 Crime Stories Crimes in the Key of Murder Dancing With Murder The First Detect-Eve The Other Waiter Who Unkilled Johnny Murder? ***** The Foolproof Cure for Cancer "I've had cancer three ti...

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The Masked Family

Celeste wasn't totally surprised to see her. After all, she was on the street in Akron, Ohio where Paisley lived. On the other hand, she was alarmed by Paisley's high rate of speed. Is there an emergency? Celeste chucked the wheel hard to the left a...

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Star Trek

Em-Lin said a second time, louder and more firmly than the first. “Unless either of you has a better idea right now.” Ever since she had followed Vance to the access panel for the quantum bomb system, he and Lauoc had blocked her view of the controls.Now that Em-Lin had gotten their attention, Va...

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Beware the Black Battlenaut

Jeschonek ***** More Science Fiction E-books by Robert T. JeschonekResist the Black BattlenautBlackbeard's AliensOne Awake In All The World ***** Beware the Black Battlenaut "Looky there," said Swindle, the leperchaun on Grist Halcyon's shoulder. He pointed with a crumbling green finger at one of...

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Lump

Jeschonek Buzz Scanlan, the ten-year-old terror of Titusville, Florida, slammed down the lid of the white metal mailbox on the front of his house. Then he kicked the white siding below it so hard that he left a dent in the vinyl. And he kicked it twice more after that. E...

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Forced Partnership

Jeschonek ***** More Superhero E-books by Robert T. Jeschonek 7 Comic Book Scripts A Matter of Size (mature readers) Forced Retirement (Forced Heroics Book 1) Forced Betrayal (Forced Heroics Book 2) Heroes of Global Warming The Masked Family – a novel ***** Forced Partnership ONE NIG...

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Resist the Red Battlenaut

Jeschonek Chapter 1 Corporal Solomon Scott held his gray-plated Mark VI Battlenaut armor perfectly still in the thick white mist. Around him lay the broken armor of two opponents, dead pilots who'd fought to the last for the cause of the Rightful rebels. Scott had killed them both just mome...

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The Bear in the Cable-Knit Sweater

Jeschonek 6 Fantasy Stories 6 More Fantasy Stories Blazing Bodices Earthshaker – an urban fantasy novel Girl Meets Mind Reader Groupie Everlasting Heaven Bent – a novel Rose Head The Genie's Secret The Return of Alice The Sword That Spoke ***** The Bear in the Cable-Knit Sweater I stand in ...

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Getting Higher

Obediently, Joe turned and slapped his palms on the wall. The cop kicked his legs back, forcing him to spread them apart. Then, he frisked Joe, running his hands up and down his body, patting his pockets and pantslegs for signs of a weapon. "All right, buddy," he said at l...

Robert T. Jeschonek books

Read Books by Robert T. Jeschonek

My Favourite Band Does Not Exist (2011)

A Pinstriped Finger's My Only Friend

Six Scifi Stories

Dick by Law

The Greatest Serial Killer in the Universe

Teacher of the Century

Heaven Bent

Backtracker

Forced Betrayal

The First Detect-Eve

6 Fantasy Stories

Six Crime Stories

Give the Hippo What He Wants

Snowman's Chance in Hell

Warning! Do Not Read This Story!

Tommy Puke and the Boy with the Golden Barf

Mr. Sandman

Bloodliner

Forced Retirement

Serial Killer vs. E-Merica

Road Rage

Universal Language

Day 9

Blazing Bodices

The Foolproof Cure for Cancer

The Masked Family

Star Trek

Beware the Black Battlenaut

Lump

Forced Partnership

Resist the Red Battlenaut

The Bear in the Cable-Knit Sweater

Getting Higher

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