‘Do you mean you actually shoved the geezer over the side?’ He gazed in admiration. ‘Well,’ I replied modestly, ‘not shoved exactly, but I was what you might call instrumental in his downfall … and pretty far down it was too!’ I added with some satisfaction. ‘Blimey!’ he exclaimed again after I h...
‘It is now confirmed that teeth marks on the ankle of the unknown murder victim found in a Surrey garden were not inflicted by human agency but most probably by a dog of fearsome disposition. According to our sources the injury occurred shortly after death. The mystery deepens as to why or how …’...
Ambushed by the Crumpelmeyers, plagued by thoughts of Claude Blenkinsop and his wretched lecture, telephoned by the verger re matters of little worth but great tedium, and generally put upon by the Vestry committee and its doleful complaints, I felt ill prepared to face the advent of Primrose. Th...
didn’t have to go with Tubbly and be forced to loiter around the murder patch. We could see he was working himself into a lather, and that’s the last thing that’s needed. If he cracks we’ve all had it! It suits us here and if anything was to happen to our master, things could get pretty hairy! In...