Mosquito Face My face is not exactly like two dogs humping, but it’s just as fascinating and embarrassing. Last week it was devoured by mosquitoes when my brother and I hiked through dry grass and blue oak forest to a lake. Since there was no moon, it was sort of like climbing Mt. Everest. When w...
I have my head in Grizzly’s lap, sitting in the driver’s seat with his pants unzipped. His penis smells like a butter cookie. His hair, too, is long and butter colored. He is one of the greatest guys I know, only a friend. How did I end up here? He cracks his window and here’s the game: he talks ...