‘Please don’t think it’s because I don’t want people to know,’ she was at pains to point out, ‘but believe me, when the creator of Match Your DNA announces she’s found her own Match, things are going to go pretty mad for the man involved.’ ‘Like, how mad?’ Tim asked. His naivety made her want to protect him all the more. ‘The press are going to try to find out everything there is to know about you. They’ll track down your ex-girlfriends and one-night stands.’ ‘As long as they say I have a big dick and I can go like a steam-train, I don’t care.’ ‘I’m being serious, Tim. They’ll write about your late mum, they’ll find your dad if he’s still alive and they’ll offer money to anyone who ever knew you in exchange for some scandal. Trust me, I’m not exaggerating. I’ve been through this before and it’s not nice.’ ‘Shit,’ Tim replied and rubbed his eyes. ‘Will they find that porn film I did when I was at college?’ ‘What porn film?’ Ellie asked, a look of dismay spreading across her face.
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