“Shush Brutus; and get your hairy Labrador butt off the bed, you’ll wake Steve up before I’m done putting the finishing touches on—day one of our week of Valentine’s Day celebration. Besides, what’s not to like about vanilla ice cream, whipping cream, nuts, chocolate syrup, and a nice maraschino cherry to top it all off?” “Well, for one thing you’ve covered Steve’s dick with it and like you said he’s asleep.” “When I came up with this brilliant idea to make Valentine’s Day last a whole week, instead of one day, I didn’t take into account that I have no imagination for romantic gifts. When I woke up yesterday and realized I’d ran out of time because Valentine’s Day is Friday; this is the best that I could come up with. And then I thought, ‘Hey, we both love sundaes and when he wakes up I’ll add the ice cream and make him very happy by licking and sucking the sundae off his dick’. What’s not to like about that?” “I’ll reserve judgment until he wakes up.
