Some teens have even made T-shirts saying BEDFORD, MAINE: THE END OF THE WORLD STARTS HERE. —CARL FLECK REPORT ON FNN NIGHTLY WORLD NEWS There are certain signs that your town is totally messed up: 1. Snow that lasts forever. 2. Evil pixies torturing and/or maiming people. 3. You are a regular nightly segment on cable news networks. 4. FBI agents patrol the streets. 5. Half the school population has to stay home because their parents are too freaked to let them out of the house. Issie, Devyn, Cassidy, and I have discussed this all day, hunkered down in the Maine Grind, our town’s one coffee shop. While we were there, Cassidy figured out the old anagram A BAA EBBED FLY TIGHT VIGOR TROLLS, which we found in one of my dad’s old Lovecraft books. It means, GET TO VALHALLA BY BIFORST BRIDGE. The BiForst Bridge is mentioned on a lot of the Web sites Devyn found.
