I do not do S&M or any variations of that particular bent, no water sports either. I get two thousand dollars a day and I do not work without a contract.” — Melanie Griffith, as “Holly Body” Isn’t it exciting? You’ve been invited onto a movie set! So that the experience of seeing your favorite actors up close and personal will be memorable for all the right reasons, keep these three simple rules in mind: First off, don’t act like a fan. In other words, when you recognize a movie star, don’t (a) scream, (b) point, (c) faint, (d) stutter, (e) laugh hysterically, or (f) cry uncontrollably. If you do, you’ll just (a) look like a fool, (b) be treated like the village idiot, or (c) be escorted off the lot by security personnel. Next, don’t be shocked if the actor you love in all her roles doesn’t live up to your expectations. Accept the fact that she’ll have wrinkles, bad breath, an attitude, won’t give a damn as to whom you are, and will call security if you try to pet her, no matter how gently.
