How Possession Can Help You Lose Weight - Plot & Excerpts
The first trial was run by Stepford University — one of the leading research universities on the PLANET with over THREE MILLION likes on Facebook. That’s more than Harvard and SIX times as many as Stanford. Stepford ran a double blind trial — the most rigorous statistical test known to man as it can only be administered by visually impaired twins. They found that people who used the Possession Diet lost on average TEN times as much weight as those using more traditional diets. And they lost it QUICKER. One woman lost so much weight they had difficulty finding her! She dropped TEN dress sizes in ONE day. Unfortunately, she also lost 51 inches in height, which is why we no longer recommend using the Shrinking Demons of Gharanja (pictured below). Stepford ran a follow up trial six months later to assess the long-term effects. Were people managing to keep the weight off? Were they still alive? Researchers found that people who took the Possession Diet were LESS likely to put that weight back on.
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