Success July 23 2014 Part 1 1I'm a guy who lives in L.A., and I've got a story to tell you. But first, let me get something straight so you know what you're dealing with right up front. I'm not one of those guys who will rip you off at the end by making up some craziness that comes out of nowhere. I hate when people do that. It's like in that movie E.T.: I'm all emotionally invested in that little green weirdo's life, and then what does he do? He gets on a bike and flies up over the moon. He was completely screwing with us the whole film, because he could have flown away from those scientist guys a lot earlier. No, I won't pull any garbage like that on you.This is the story of how I, Lonnie Herisson, went from being a guy who just coasted along in life to being an L.A. success. But here's the thing: it starts with me getting dumped. Now, if I told you why I got dumped, you might start thinking I was some kind of loser, and that's really no way to get to know me, right? So just take it from me that I didn't do anything morally reprehensible.