I just really didn’t expect it to be this day. I didn’t plan it. I’d simply been caught up in something bigger than my capacity to stay away. So, here we go again. No red thong this time. Something worse. Spiderman briefs. Men’s Spiderman briefs. I know, I know, I thought they only made those things in kids’ sizes too. But you’d be amazed what you can get when you look hard enough. And Clark has a real thing for comic book heroes. On his underwear I knew I was onto something with that whole Superman thing. My antenna is never wrong. You know what’s really weird? That I even fit in Clark’s underwear. I’m sure Wayne’s boxers could have satisfactorily housed me, my sister and my Mom. Not that he was fat — just really big, all over. But even though Clark’s tall, he’s got this petite little butt. A mild irritation at him whizzed through me as I sat there in the back of the cop car.
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