I'm not sure if this is progress. Group is always run by someone different. I hazard a guess that it's the most unpopular job of all. I think there must be a rota system, and I imagine them up in the staff room saying, 'It can't be my turn to run Group. I did it last week!' Or maybe they just pick straws. I assume it is a weekly thing. I go weekly. Maybe there are groups taking place all the time, every day, only I'm not in them. The first time I went it was run by Mike, a very long thin man with a faint fluffy beard and a jumper his mother made him. The sleeves reached his knuckles. He made us all sit round in a circle and think of one word, one word to sum up how we were feeling. Of course, it was very tempting to come out with a rude word. In fact, it was very hard to think of a word that wasn't rude for how we were feeling, being put on the spot by an idiot whose mother wasn't even capable of using a tape measure. I looked round at everyone in Group and decided that an outside observer would not be able to tell that Mike was any different from the rest of us.
