Louise Rennison_Georgia Nicolson 08 - Plot & Excerpts
Is it too soon to start getting ready yet? Phoned Jas. She is not even up yet. 9:30 a.m. None of the ace gang are up. How lazy can you be??? Maybe I will take a quick morning jog over the back fields to get the old corpuscles flinging themselves around in my body. 10:15 a.m. This is quite pleasant out here in the elements. My little stripey chums the bees are buzzing about in the flowers. Even now at home in the hive the queen bee might be ripping some drone’s trouser-snake addendas off. It’s a lovely thought. Or two queen bees might be having a bitch fight. Or perhaps all of them are just humming a merry song together, knitting stripey jumpers. Jog, jog, jog, not too bouncy, keep the nungas flexed so that they don’t hit me in the eye and jog, jog, jog. Oh look, there is Mr. Next Door and Mrs. Next Door walking the Prat Poodles. They throw them the stick and off they go yapping after it. They are a ludicrous waste of space really…and the poodles are no better! Hahahahaha I have made an inner joke.
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