9 Plays Are Boring The next day me and Ryan were walking up the front steps to school. “Maybe Miss Laney isn’t a real speech teacher,” said Ryan. “Maybe she’s just some crazy person who loves game shows.” “Yeah,” I said, “maybe she kidnapped our real speech teacher and locked her in a grass hut on a desert island. Stuff like that happens all the time, y’know.” When we got to Mr. Granite’s class, two guys in overalls were taking the whiteboard off the wall. “What’s going on?” Mr. Granite shouted. “Sorry, pal,” the guys said as they carried the whiteboard away. “Budget cuts.” “Mr. Granite, you’ve got to do something!” Emily said. “I don’t want to rock the boat,” said Mr. Granite sadly. What boat? I didn’t get the chance to ask why everybody’s always talking about boats, because guess who came running into the door at that moment? Nobody, because if you ran into a door it would hurt. But guess who came running into the doorway? It was Miss Laney!
What do You think about Miss Laney Is Zany! (2010)?
