Zeke was bored. He’d been sitting in the car for a dillion years waiting for his mother to find her glasses. She’d put them down inside the house somewhere and she was searching high and low — but if you can’t see a thing when you’re not wearing your glasses, how are you ever going to find them? So Zeke was waiting for his mother to drive him to school, but at this rate she’d be driving him to university. Zeke had absolutely nothing to do. His mother had said, ‘Don’t get out of the car’, so he was sitting there with nothing to do. Slowly he wound the window down, and then he wound it up. Then he wound it down again, paused, and wound it up once more. He pretended to get his hand stuck in the window, then he picked his nose and ate the snot. Then he pretended the car was a spaceship and he was flying to his very own powerful planet where the only things anyone did all day long were watch television, drink Coke and not clean their teeth. Then he got bored again, so he did a little fart, and then he imagined that all the air had gone from the car and he was dying of suffocation (this actually wasn’t very hard), and then he stopped, and burped the alphabet.
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