No Girls Allowed (Dogs Okay) (2009) - Plot & Excerpts
That’s my sister, Isabelle. She must have found the hunk of cheddar cheese I stuck in her underwear drawer. It’s been there for two and a half days. Remind me to write that down in my inventor’s notebook. It’s my latest experiment to see how long it takes your sister to find cheese hidden in her underwear drawer. Isabelle and I are twins. But we are nothing alike. Isabelle is smart times ten. She speaks German. She can say the alphabet backward in less than five seconds. She likes to use big words. It’s enough to make you kotzen. That’s German for “puke.” My sister got moved up a grade this year. She’s in the fifth grade instead of the fourth with me. Miss Sweetandsour says I would do better in school too if I “applied myself.” I don’t know exactly what that means, but it sounds about as fun as a flu shot. My lab is a mess, but I like it that way. Isabelle freaks out if there’s even a pine needle on her floor. My sister is a nervous person. Doyle says she is “wound pretty tight.”
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