I guess I finally pissed off all two of my friends. Huh. Well, fuck them. I just hope Scarlet’s not hanging out with Caleb. I think he could really hurt her. I mean, we’re talking grievous bodily harm. Something isn’t right. And since when does she like this Avery dork? He’s all intellectual and shizzle. So not her type. I don’t know where Caleb gets all the fucked up stories he tells me about the guy. Avery seems harmless enough to me. But him and Scarlet? Hm...I don’t get those two.Whatever, dude. I’m just going to stop caring. Fucked up human drama.Who needs it, right?I must’ve gotten a bad pack of cigarettes— this one tastes like shit. I drop it to the bricks and grind it out with my ‘antique’ soldier boot. I have to duck into the gift shop and buy another pack. A group of elementary school kids crosses my path, every one of them staring at me. I bare my fake vampire teeth, dripping thick red corn syrup down my chin, and tiptoe down the Market after them. A number of them sneak glances at me over their shoulders.