I am surrounded by fucking ants. Can’t they get anything right? This is not rocket science. (Rocket science: fucking 1930s shit invented by Nazi übermensch engineers and so easy that by the 1990s even a bunch of camel-fucking towel-heads could master it.) This is not AI. (Artificial intelligence: fucking 1950s shit invented by Jew-boy intellectuals at Stanford and MIT and so useless that by the 1990s its highest achievement was beating a vodka-swilling Russian commie dog-fucker at chess.) This is not genetic engineering. (Genetic engineering: fucking 1970s shit invented by . . . you get the picture.) This is logistics! It goes back to the fucking Stone Age! They can put a genetically engineered AI on Mars, but they can’t shift a fucking suitcase between two hotels without losing it. I am surrounded by ants, and if this continues I am going to pull on my size-fourteen boots and go for a stomp.
