I shrieked. I recognized my face. But I didn’t recognize my body. At first, I thought my head was resting on top of a giant balloon. Then I realized that the giant balloon was me. In the photo, I weighed about four hundred pounds! No joke. Four hundred pounds! I gaped at the photo, studying my round face and my even rounder body. I had about eight chins. My cheeks were puffed way out. The collar of my T-shirt was hidden under one of my flabby chins. The shirt was stretched tight over my chest and only came down to my belly, which bulged nearly to the ground. I looked like a really gross mountain of pudding! “Stop laughing!” I snapped at Shari. “It isn’t funny!” “It’s very funny,” she insisted. She grabbed the photo, raised it to her face, and started laughing all over again. “You’re bigger than Sumo One and Sumo Two!” she exclaimed. I grabbed the photo back. I stared at the folds of flab hanging down from my cheeks. My face was so huge and puffy, my eyes looked like tiny pig eyes.
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