The Adventures Of Smoke Bailey (2014) - Plot & Excerpts
Now I know better. Porquatz, it turns out, is a huge planet. I mean HUGE. Porquatz makes Planet Jupiter look like a bowling ball. It makes Earth look like a marble. So the truth is that only half of Porquatz—the half where my parents decided to live—is the dullest place in the galaxy. The other half of Porquatz is pretty exciting. And frightening. And dangerous. And strange. We lived in the country. My mother and father raised cows. The breed is called the Spotted Woggle. Spotted Woggles are quite dull, even for cows. If you’ve seen one Spotted Woggle, you’ve seen them all. The reason is that Spotted Woggles are all the same cow. They are mass produced, like automobiles and digital watches. The Genetic Engineering people did some very clever things with the Spotted Woggle. You know the old joke about brown cows giving chocolate milk? In the winter Spotted Woggles really do give chocolate milk. In the spring they give ordinary milk.
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