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The Douchebag Bible

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Lieutenant Gilroy behaved dishonorably when he gave our position to the enemy.
    Lieutenant Gilroy behaved disobediently when he gave our position to the enemy.
    The fact that I would not paint myself green to fulfill my end of a bet shows that I have no honor.
    The fact that I would not paint myself green to fulfill my end of a bet shows that I have no obedience (to the system of betting and bet fulfillment).
    Once one comes to the understanding that honor is nothing more than adherence to a particular code of conduct, one is less inclined to lament its absence in one’s self. I have never fancied myself an obedient person and I have little in the way of tolerance for those who do. I adhere to no code of honor because to do so would be to dishonor myself.
Many will make the argument that strict adherence to certain social codes are a necessity to facilitate a stable society.
These people are the unwisest of souls—those who have not yet realized that we must be bound together by our common ideas, not made common by the act of binding ourselves to the ideas imposed upon us by a given overlord.

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