The President's Brain Is Missing - Plot & Excerpts
“Where’s the boss?” he asked. “He’s out,” said David Boehm, the Chief of Staff, holding a folder. “Close the door and sit down, Alex.” Alex closed the door behind him and took at seat on the east-facing sofa, next to Secretary of State Mona Fitzgerald. Across from him on the west-facing sofa were National Security Advisor Brad Stein and Vice-President Tony Hsu. Hsu’s presence was unusual; the President had reverted to the formerly-common practice of giving the Vice President absolutely nothing of any importance to do. Hsu spent most of his time visiting elementary schools and working on his putting. Hsu caught Alex’s glance. “If you think you’re surprised, think how I feel,” Vice-President Hsu said. Alex grinned in spite of himself. “Now that we’re all here, we can get started,” Boehm said. “We have a situation. The President’s brain is missing.” No one in the room had anything to say to that. Finally Alex spoke up. “I thought we all agreed to let Jon Stewart write his own jokes,”
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