Drink wine, bien sûr! After leaving Snob, I grab some comfort food from Happy Bamboo, my favorite vegetarian restaurant, and two bottles of wine, and head back to my place. I am halfway through my Pho Rice Noodle Soup and Seaweed Salad when I remember I promised to text Vivian about my date. Text to Vivia Perpetua Grant: Home. Alone. My date morphed our profile photos & brought pictures of what our children would look like. Text from Vivia Perpetua Grant: Jesus, Mary, and John Wayne Gacy! Text to Vivia Perpetua Grant: Who is John Wayne Gacy? Text from Vivia Perpetua Grant: Was. Serial killer. The kind that dressed in clown costumes and chopped up little boys. He probably would have morphed photos—if the technology would have existed. I am totally creeped out. Vivian sends another text before I have a chance to respond to her first one.
