A: An in betweenie weenie. — Laffy Taffy Joke #53 At 4:32 p.m. I set Jawbreaker's pug loose on the beach.I didn't mean to. Really. It was an entirely accidental occurrence. Mostly.When I came downstairs after the potato dirt shower, the little monst— um, darling started nipping at my feet. My fab...
It’s worse than the abyss, even worse than the trash bins behind Fisherman’s Wharf—and that’s saying a lot. At first my eyes won’t open, like they’re glued shut. Maybe I should be grateful for that. If the smell is this bad, I can only imagine what it looks like—and I’d rather not. Instead, I try...
Riatus asks. Jellyfish, jellyfish, jellyfish. My mind can’t think of anything but the swarm of massive, deadly beasts that have me trapped. In some deep corner of my mind, I know that they are not close enough, dense enough to have me literally trapped. But I can’t move. I retreat, like always, i...