and the whole Fifth-Grade Class is upset (which is why we’re writing again: you told us to tell you when “anything related to school” upsets the class, so now we’re telling). You see, just last week, thanks to Mr Lee’s connections (that’s what he calls the friends who do him fav...
How will anyone get married now, with no wall of water behind them? How will Over Niagara Falls in a Barrel marry Across Niagara Falls on a Tightrope? Over the Falls would have worn a veil, Across the Falls would have tied a tie, hand in hand they would have poured down the aisle to the sound of ...
Half the time I can’t tell my experiences apart from the ghosts’. A shirt my mother gave me settles into my chest. I should say onto my chest, but I am self-conscious— the way the men watch me while I move toward them makes my heart trip and slide and threaten to bruise so that, inside my chest, ...
They owned a tavern called Adamczyk & Eve’s and they Called their sex life Grandma Fogarty. Nights as closing time approached Joe would say, “Eve, do you think Grandma Fogarty could drop by?” And Eve would often answer, “I would not be a bit surprised.” Years passed in just this way. Blatz, S...