When I first started, I couldn't decide whether this was one of those non-novels which is just a more or less exact transcript of the author's life and thoughts (not necessarily a problem unless the author then tries to write another novel) or whether this author had both a really clever conceit ...
And by “do it” I mean, I can break your heart in revolting, terrible ways. Ways that are so evil that when you will tell your future girlfriends about them over shared ice cream sundaes, the girlfriends will be so sick and disgusted by my evilness, they won’t eat another bite of the ice cream. Th...