Jeremy Greenberg books

Sorry I Peed on You (and Other Heartwarming Letters to Mommy) (2011)

I see you trying to ignore me and acting all calm and patient. But just wait; all I’ve done so far is scream at the top of my lungs. That’s a stage 1 tantrum. If you keep pretending the world isn’t coming to an end, I’ll take my tantrum up to stage 2: foot stomping and screaming. If you say, “But...