Review courtesy of Dark Faerie TalesQuick & Dirty: Adorable story that was full of humor, friendship, and emotion. While there were some things I didn’t love, overall this was an enjoyable read.Opening Sentence: This is Lucy calling to update my order BKE-184.The Review:Have you ever called the w...
Not as good as I expected. The writing was very confusing, to the point where I had no idea what was going on in some parts. I hated Veronica, and I found her and Dessy's friendship somewhat one-sided. Also, the whole "Corky is a psycho killer" thing very random. I have no idea why the author cho...
Great read! I think this author is really a fourth grader in disguise. She captured the thoughts and feelings of Camille perfectly. I was disappointed that she did not know that almost all handcuffs can be opened with any handcuff key so, in chapter eleven, the police officer would not have use...
I told her. Ever since Grandma had run off with her Internet boyfriend to climb around in caves, she hadn’t been calling me as much as she used to.I thought Sylvie would hand over my phone, but she just kept trying to solve my problem. And she answered the call. It was very weird to watch Sylvie ...
I’m now flanked by him and Wick, and this makes me feel better. We’re all barefoot. The guys finally decided to take off their shoes. They sit in a pile next to Skate. I wish there was a way a shoe could be useful. But shoes really only work as footwear. “We should use the twenties to make anothe...
She even chose a specific time for Sunday. Three o’clock. And before we went, she took a stupendous amount of time braiding Ava’s ribbon pajama belt into her hair. Which I didn’t even try to discourage. If Mint wanted belt-hair, I would stand aside and let her have it. It was weird. Before Mint a...
Because the glass didn’t break. It landed right-side up and bounced a little. But then the miracle ended and the bowl tipped over onto its side and cracked open. Water gushed everywhere, and the resurrected fish floated onto the floor. It flopped on top of several shards of broken glass.“Save it!...
Okay. I don’t think I can execute such a high-stakes heist by myself. But I can complete a dry run in which I take copious notes, detailing each difficult and deliberate step. Clearly, said notes will be a surefire way to impress the Sarahs. Not only will it speak to my criminal mind, but it will...
I wanted to test-run some of my wardrobe. I picked a lavender shirt with glitter around the collar, and a pair of jeans. I also put on my new shoes and selected the detachable lavender tongues. When I came out to the kitchen for lunch, my mother looked thrilled.“You look fantastic! And I like you...
Looks like I won’t need the leather strap after all. So, just to be clear, keep the rest of my order as is, but cancel the strap. Thanks!March 5, 3:11 p.m.It’s Lucy again calling about my order BKE-184. Is it too late to rethink materials? In the end, recycled aluminum just sounds cheap. I’d rath...
My parents will find out and be devastated. I wonder what my grandmother will think of the fact that I was a kleptomaniac. I only stole from her one time. I took a bracelet from her jewelry box when I was visiting her four years ago. She asked me about it on my next visit. But I just acted like I...