Wait, I’ll try that again. He is sooooooooooo annoying. Here’s the problem: Dad thinks he’s funny, but he just isn’t. He’s always making really lame jokes. I call them Dad Jokes. These jokes are not funny the first time he tells them, but he repeats them anyway — again and again and again. It’s l...
Standing at the ironing board at around 10.00 p.m., while Jocasta sprayed unspeakable chemicals at the shower recess, I finally spotted the white plastic bottom of the ironing basket. It was quite a surprise, coming across it like this, after so many years. A door opened; an opportunity beckoned....
Happily, it doesn’t seem too difficult. Remember, these notes are only a basic guide. You’ll also have to employ a good publicist. Procrastinate. This is an essential part of the writing game. There’s nothing like commencing a novel to make housework appear a joy. Just sitting down and typing the...