: I have to say I enjoyed the hell out of this book. Although I prefer my monsters to be… well monstrous and when dealing with vampires I prefer them to be more like King’s Kurt Barlow or The Lost Boys, I think there is definitely room for Bill now.Ok first things first, the technical. I really d...
I give this book four out of five stars for making me laugh out loud, for thinking about the plot when I wasn’t reading it, and a memorable protagonist. I laughed my way through this book, and even the cover made me laugh. It’s like Napoleon Dynamite was turned vampire, which totally appeals to ...
Still more of a 3.5 for me. I enjoyed this entry in the series. Light read. Some twists and turns...and fewer eye rolls. I find it frustrating that Bill isn't growing into anything. He's just the same in all the books and, for a supposedly smart guy, he doesn't actually use any intelligence in mo...
Fuck me! It sounded like someone had stuck a fork into the ass of every single monkey at the Bronx Zoo. It definitely got everyone’s attention, though. Suddenly the cacophony of noises coming from the crowd ended. All eyes were on the center. “OK, that was inter...” I started to whisper, but I ...
There, after seeing that I didn't burst aflame upon entering (I was starting to tire of how most of these tests seemed to be against how flammable I might or might not be), we pretended to pray until we were alone. Then Tom and Ed took turns either splashing me from the holy water basin, or touch...
I glanced in that direction and saw dark clouds looming on the horizon, the occasional flash of light illuminating them. Though the wind was against it, a few moments of observation made it clear the storm was moving in this direction…fuck! I had the sinking sensation we were about to be slammed ...
Pity it wasn’t mine. Unfortunately, there was also nothing about it that boded well for me. Decker and his bullshit had hit at exactly the wrong time in my life. Yeah, OK, there probably wasn't actually a right time for a coven of witches to come along and declare that you needed to die so that t...