Robert Orben books

2500 Jokes to Start 'Em Laughing (2012)

Number one: Run to a doorway for safety. Number two: The doorway should be in New York! Did you hear about the world’s laziest bartender? He puts all the mixings for a whiskey sour in a cocktail shaker, goes out to ___________, and waits! ___________ is a wonderful place to live. I just wouldn’t ...