Number one: Run to a doorway for safety. Number two: The doorway should be in New York! Did you hear about the world’s laziest bartender? He puts all the mixings for a whiskey sour in a cocktail shaker, goes out to ___________, and waits! ___________ is a wonderful place to live. I just wouldn’t want to bake a cake there! ECONOMICS If you really think practice makes perfect—watch the government manage the economy. It’s fascinating the way the Administration describes the state of the economy. As I understand it, we’ve reached the lowest peak in history. Washington says the economy is turning the corner. I’ll tell you one thing—it isn’t doing it on two wheels! They say the economy is bouncing back. I have news—so are my checks! We now have a seat-belt economy. Everybody is walking around strapped! Do you realize how many economic advisers the President has? Talk about excess prophets! I’m beginning to think the Administration’s economic soothsayers are more inclined to soothe than to say.
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