KMSL...(wipes tears)...This book was so damn funny it's unbelievable. I have to admit I literally laughed so hard at times, I thought I would pee my pants. The thong..The bra..and the little black dress, what great categories to form about dates. There are a lot of things that were great about th...
I had a pretty good time with her yesterday, probably because she’s actually quite funny. I stretch my arms in the air and turn to see the right side of my bed empty, something that hasn’t happened in a while. I’m not sure how much longer I’m going to be able to abide by that rule in the contract...
But there I was looking down at the 'forbidden number' knowing that it was my last chance; my final hope. It rang several times before making the announcement that I was through to 'T & T' and that I could leave a message after the tone. I hung up and tried again, squeezing my eyes shut in th...
I was so excited. No one had ever played a game with me before. It would be the first time. All the other kids said I was strange because I was the only one without a real daddy,” she paused before laughing to herself. “Maybe they would like me if I had a pretty dress, or if I was a real princess...
“Come on, we’ll talk upstairs,” I said as I led the way to my bedroom. “So, I have something to tell you,” I said as I wrapped my arms around his strong neck. I felt like I had been waiting all day for him to arrive. The smile on my face probably gave away how excited I ha...
I had another dreamless night. I feel frustrated having not seen Taylor in my dreams and unsure of whether or not I’ll ever see him again. I didn’t get to come up with a deal for his paintings since I went and fainted, so he has no reason to see me again now. The thought makes me sad. But he was ...