Clever, fun, and really, really odd. A brooding, self-absorbed teenager named Bella Sw--I mean, Belle Goose--moves to a small gloomy town to live with her father for no...discernible...reason...and falls in love (sorta) with Edward--I mean, Edwart--whom she is convinced is a vampire. Unfortunatel...
It's okay. Bits of it are pretty funny. There was an over reliance on the characters just being stupid, which doesn't appeal to me. The humor should be more than this character is so stupid and that character is so fat and stupid. My favorite part of the book was the two guys flying the hovercraf...
I was fooled into buying this book by its blurb, a few surprisingly good reviews on Goodreads and a great discount on Amazon.While readable, the book is not laugh-out-loud funny. It does have some things going for it like the wacky names (eg: Haymitch Abernathy’s character is called "Buttitch", K...
I think I will never EVER read a parody book again.Such a waste of my 'precious' time. This book was really funny at the start, but as we proceed it got less and less funnier. Now I think that synopsis for this book is more funnier than this whole book is and the level of stupidity, God, I was li...
I had heard about this book soon after it came about, but hadn't had a chance to read it until now. I had low expectations starting this book, but I enjoyed reading it. It really does an amazing job of highlighting all of the awful or ridiculous aspects of "Twilight" and exaggerating them to the ...
THE CEMETERY WE WALKED TOGETHER, OUR POINTER FINGERS romantically linked. The cemetery loomed ahead of us covered in a dark haze of night, lit only by a sliver of moon. Twilight! I mean, Nightlight! I could feel the excitement bubbling up inside of me. Yes, my romantic conquest was finally coming...