It was followed by baked haunch of emu with a mousseline of apricots, and hake cheek and sprouts à la Fludd; finished off by fudge fondue with grape nuts on a whitebait foam. Bognor thought the emu haunch was delicious, though he wasn’t sure about the rest. Most people weren’t sure about the emu ...
In every case, like Samantha, they had delivered the simple message that everyone but them was guilty. Essentially it transpired that the dirty words were by Miss Carlsbad, and the naughty pictures by Damian Macpherson of Samantha and other uninhibited ladies supplied for the most part by Lady Am...
It was a clear night, and the light of the sickle moon and the evening stars was bright enough to illuminate her wiggly walk. She had snake-like hips. ‘You are a friend of the Admiral,’ she said, as they set off up the path. She took his arm, balancing against him so as not to fall over on the ri...