The husband was freakishly tall and thin, six eight, 160 at the most, while the wife was short and stout, almost like a footstool with hair. They had two children, a boy who, sadly, looked like Mom, and a girl, who, sadly, looked like Dad. While my family ate TV dinners and watched M*A*S*H, I wou...
Trust me, Mother Teresa is a Shih Tzu living on the Upper East Side wearing a Dolce & Gabbana trench and having her crap picked up by Uncle Steve and Uncle Dave. Don’t believe me? My husband and I have two dogs, Ozzy and Sweet Pea, both of whom have a holistic dentist who makes quarterly hous...