Ray said. “You won’t believe it. I can’t believe it myself.”Lily looked at Ray over her half-frame reading glasses and set down the French cookbook she’d been looking at. She didn’t really need reading glasses, but looking over the top of them conveyed instant condescension and disdain, a look that she felt flattered her.“I have something I need to tell you, too,” Lily said.“No,” Ray said, looking around to make sure there were no customers in the store. “What I have to tell you is really important.”“Okay,” Lily said. “Mine’s not that important to me. You go first.”“Okay.” Ray took a deep breath and launched. “I think Charlie may be a serial killer with ninja powers.”“Wow, that is good,” Lily said. “Okay, my turn. A Miss Me-So-Horny called for you. She wanted you to know that she’s packing eight inches of luscious man-meat.” Lily held up Ray’s cell phone, which he’d left under the register.“Oh my God, not again!” Ray cradled his head in his hands and fell against the counter.“She said she was eager to share it with you.”
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